Hobo Signs

Hobos have signs that ask for money, shelter, etc.. they’re usually normal and straightforward. If only the hobos got smarter and tried some wit or irony, some intellectual banter..

If these were hobo signs, I would totally pay.

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Go ahead, spit on me, I bet you a household meal I will still be in a good mood.

I’m hispanic and dirty and homeless. And confused by the law of causality.

We are aware you find us intriguing.

I’m vegan.

I’m homeless because I don’t believe in a material life.

Looking for a managerial position.

I patented all gay jokes. Pay me royalties.

I will pray for your health.

Willing to tell stories about supernatural encounters. All religions welcome.

Children are starving in Africa, fatass.

I intend to spend your money on drugs and booze.

I support your political views.

I boost your self-esteem. Compensate me.

Do something charitable, asshole.

I represent a spirited left-leaning stereotype. Our passion speaks volumes.