10.15.2006

Read to Achieve Feminism

Somebody please explain to me why girls like to wear shorts with words on their asses.

Surely no complaints that it’s a comfortable excuse to stare, but do girls actually enjoy knowing that they don’t know when guys are staring at their asses behind them?

“Slut,” “ho-bag,” “bitch,” “USA pride,” (I’m making these up because well, ironically, I don’t remember what any of them actually said) are words better left to the realms of hands-on debates regarding the political ramifications and group dynamics triggered by idiosyncratic character flaws, also known as catfights.

If it’s fashion, call me stupid. If it’s a statement, what are you advocating?

They might as well write:

“object”

Or

“take me off”

“crease here”

“bi-partisan”

“whole”

“welcome”

“topography”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

girls are stupid basically

Amy said...

I am a girl and I don't even understand the shorts with phrases. Thanks for the encouragement!

Anonymous said...

Um I had a pair of shorts from my sister that said "U of A" on them on the bum and I was never really conscious of them until one night at Walmart a couple of shady guys hit on me and read U of A.

So even though they are comfortable, I don't wear those shorts in public anymore. It's kind of uncomfortable knowing that people are reading your butt.

-Nancy

thedon said...

yes, that is indeed the logical way of thinking. and the other way, well, i just don't know