If these were hobo signs, I would totally pay.
Go ahead, spit on me, I bet you a household meal I will still be in a good mood.
I’m hispanic and dirty and homeless. And confused by the law of causality.
We are aware you find us intriguing.
I’m homeless because I don’t believe in a material life.
Looking for a managerial position.
I patented all gay jokes. Pay me royalties.
I will pray for your health.
Willing to tell stories about supernatural encounters. All religions welcome.
Children are starving in
I intend to spend your money on drugs and booze.
I support your political views.
I boost your self-esteem. Compensate me.
Do something charitable, asshole.
I represent a spirited left-leaning stereotype. Our passion speaks volumes.